National Geographic Picture #1

I was necking with this one broad, her name was Matilda. I had just left the watering hole, when I came across this pretty gal. She was giving me eyes the whole time as I gandered across. So I decided to approach her. We  talked and talked until I couldn’t take it anymore. She did not come off as the most interesting girl in the world but was definitely one of the better looking giraffes that I had seen in my lifetime. That is when it all started and we began to neck. I then told her I had a little piece of land that me and her could have dinner at and she accepted my offer. I mean you couldn’t pass up a once in a life time  opportunity to hang out with Geoff the Giraffe also know as Me. By the time we had made it back to my place it was night time. We spent hours gazing at the midnight stars after our dinner and talked about life. I had never met a giraffe like her before and I felt that a man like me needed that kind of woman. A woman who I could rely on and to start a family with. It seemed to me that she wanted that too. After a couple of days we began to hang out more and more. But then she told me she had to go on a business trip to Kenya. I thought I’d see her again, but it turns out, she never came back. I blame myself every day for letting her go like that. But then again, how did I know this was going to happen? Why didn’t she come back to me? All I guess I can say is…on to the next giraffe for me.