Nate Bailey- The life of a Boss

What does it take to be the boss? Well in my everyday life I rarely ask myself that question because all I really have to do is take a quick look in the mirror. But if I had to describe my boss lifestyle and inform others of what it takes to be me I would say many things. First off, you have to be able to do whatever you want and you usually do the exact opposite of what anyone asks you to do. Bosses simply do not answer to anybody. That means, if your mother asks you to clean up your room, you simply tell her no and close your door. Another characteristic of being the boss is that you must have your way with the ladies. I clearly demonstrate this trait. A woman comes up to YOU and asks for your number. Bosses do not go out of their way to waste their time with some female who they will never see again in their life. You also have to be able to get money, and by money I mean a lot of it. Money must be falling out of your drawers basically. I usually don’t even use water to take a bath. My baths consist of money, my toilet paper consists of money and same goes for my tissues. As the great Tupac said,” Mo’ money more problems,” but I get a lot of use out of my money. When you have so much, you find different uses for it. The final requirement of being a boss is that you must have the initials N.B. All of those who do not have these initials do not qualify to be a boss. So I close with this statement, Nate Bailey is the boss and no one can top his boss-like qualities.