Day in the Life of Pinky

When thinking of Ryan Pinkowski, and what he does with his life outside of school, I draw a blank. I have no idea what the kid does outside of school. It could be one of many things such as; draw, listen to some music, watch television, or maybe even spend some quality time with his family? But to be honest, I don’t think that is how “Pinky” rolls. I can see him being a role model throughout the community of Alden and doing many activities to make him look like “the man.” But who knows. When he isn’t putting time and effort into the town of Alden, I’m sure he spends a lot of time with his friends. I have even heard that he and his friends gather every Thursday night around ten o’clock to watch Jersey Shore. With his other free time, he does a little bit of GTL. For those of you who do not know what the term “GTL” means, it means gym, tanning and laundry, which are the essentials of being a true Guido. He makes any gorilla juice-head look like an amateur. After he GTLs, he makes a quick run to Pure Night Club to pick up some women. He brings back a minimum of three girls per trip. I have even witnessed him bringing back ten, but that was back in his prime. When he isn’t working on his tan, or his situation, he likes to listen to some Lil Wayne and Waka Flocka Flame. At this point in his life he has lost all respect for Pink Floyd, Sublime and their “hippy-like” music. Ryan also works at Carbone’s where he rakes in mad money. Some people even refer to him as Ryan “Cash-flow” Pinkowski. As of now he currently lives with his parents but it doesn’t stop him from continuing his Mr. big time lifestyle.