Lawn Gnome

So one day, I’m walking outside to get the paper and the most ridiculous thing happened. I looked over near our lawn gnome and I start to see it moving. At first, I thought there was an animal of some sort but it until it actually started to walk towards me! I didn’t know how to react. You could even say that I was a little scared at first until I heard the softest voice coming from it. The gnome acted as if everything was fine and like everything was perfectly normal. He asked me, “How’s everything going?” I simply reply with a, “How are you talking right now and am i dreaming?” He told me that he had always been able to talk and then told me that it was not a dream. Once I had grown comfortable with the gnome I continued to ask him more and more questions. He then informed me that he was sent by one of his fellow gnome members. He was supposed to gather some food for them and the only way he could was by sneaking into a house, my house to be exact. He told me that he felt wrong doing it so he figured he would just ask me for some food. Because of the fact that he was so nice and decided not to break into my house, I told him that I would gladly help him out. I grabbed him a couple bags of chips and some bread with peanut butter and jelly. When he had left, he couldn’t wait to tell his fellow gnomes the story and how he met the great Nate Bailey.